Twinning with @hmrhodus with drill in our shorts and all! (This is totally the huge arc) Glad we’ve come so far!! #marchingbandgeeks #WeWereSoIntoIt

PLUTOS BEEN DECLARED A PLANET AGAIN

twerkingongaycountries:

VIVA LA PLUTO

@jmarie1322 and I are nesting in full force! Happy fall, ya’ll! #halloweenisourfavorite

I AM SO CONFUSED

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

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so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

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someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

How to grill a pie:

  • Buy a pie in a metal tin 
  • Experiments have shown that Pumpkin and Dutch Apple work remarkably well*
  • Place pie, in tin, directly on grate of heated grill
  • wait
  • carefully remove and eat your hot, toasty pies
  • (*these were the only pies we tried)

im tired of things costing money

I can no longer hear the phrase “let’s get down to business” without wanting to defeat the Huns.

madlori:

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I encounter this phenomenon at least once a week.

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

melissamayhem:

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My major says I need this
thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'